February 2011
when you say the right answer multiple times, then...
carnagecarnival:
January 2011
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On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
dr0wninyourfakepersonality:
LOL
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
petesnose:
thepeopleinthecheaperseats:
ifuckedabearonce:
jerryroush:
smokemeimdope-:
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
my whole life is a lie.
… wait what…..
my entire childhood was a back and forth argument over the lyrics at bat mitzvahs
noo…..that makes no sense now
What is wrong with Twilight
A normal person’s reaction to when someone tell you they’re 108 years old.
Bella’s reaction.
bella, you slut
foreverandevermyass:
Just Press Play.
Reblog if...
What if your parents were following you on Tumblr...
sexybieber:
shoot me now.
HI MOM
R E B L O G ＩＦ ＹＯＵ ＷＥＲＥ ＢＯＲＮ ＩＮ １９８９， １９９０，１９９１，...
Girls with the same face in every picture.
-dizzyonlemonade:
badgersottersandllamas:
i-aint-bovvered:
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Chuck E. Cheese
holdon4theride:
Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese:
You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like:
You’re eating pizza like:
Getting Tickets:
Little kids try to steal your tickets:
If you see a token on the ground:
You hit on MILF’s like:
If you see tickets just sitting in the machine:
Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit:
Then you leave and go back to...
When you close the wrong tab
scrotum-death:
Trying to play off a cry:
fuckyeahandre:
Expectations:
Reality:
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
andineverdid:
I feel like I look at people like this:
But I really end up looking like this:
I like Tumblr people better than the people I grew...
